March 2009
10 posts
Mick Fleetwood heard about Twitter for the first...
G-chat with G-Duck
GD: Why don't we have theme parties any more? Are we so old and boring?
me: hey, i have a blog. i am young and "with-it"
GD: ok already! I have an iphone. Does that count?
me: you do??
GD: Oh wait. I don't have an iphone but I do have a giant tennis racket
me: hmmm
GD: It's really going beyond "with-it"
“What have the Irish ever done for me besides blow things up?”
– Controversial response from my mom to my questions about why, as the editor of my elementary school’s PTA newsletter, she refused to include any seasonal clip art of shamrocks or leprechauns in the March issue.
What It Would Be Like To Be Friends With Jeopardy
You: Hey, what's up?
Jeopardy: This two-letter word for the opposite of down is also the title of a 2002 Peter Gabriel album.
You: Huh?
“You do have a lot going for you in interviews, being so presentable, articulate...”
– An excerpt from an email from my mom. Sometimes all you need to hear is that your mom doesn’t think you’re weird at all, regardless of what she apparently thinks of your chosen profession.
An Unimpressive 24 Hours
The following was my schedule for 12:00pm on March 2, 2009 through 12:00pm on March 3, 2009:
12:00pm: Realize “The Bachelor” season finale is on tonight, make vow NOT to watch
12:00pm-2:00pm: Do nothing
2:00pm-5:00pm: Take nap
5:00pm-7:30pm: Try to read, get sidetracked hypothesizing about possible outcomes for “The Bachelor”
7:30pm: Get tired of waiting, turn on TV
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