March 2011
4 posts
Verbatim Phone Conversation Overheard at Atlas...
You’re coming apart at the seams, man. You gotta friend me on Facebook again. Yeah, let’s be friends again, because you got a lotta work ahead of you. You gotta put all those photos online, man. I’m gonna have lunch with your mom this week. Maybe you could stop by. Yeah, in the rain. Ain’t that aboutta bitch? And there’s a great Balkan party this weekend, so clear your schedule for...
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On Farting Audibly in Public
A few years ago, I made an interesting discovery:
I can fart audibly almost anywhere, and as long as it isn’t a comically loud stunt fart, no one notices. I’ve tested this out in various contexts; I’ve never seen anyone miss a beat.
I think this is because everyone assumes that a respectable lady in her 30’s such as myself doesn’t flagrantly fart in public. ...