Stuck on Lou
Let everyone think you’re just casually turning the lights on or off. You know you’re actually caressing the adam’s apple of a mighty warrior.
I checked under this musical dog’s sewn-on sunglasses and was startled to discover that it had no eyes at all.
This raises a couple of questions for me:
1. Do the employees at the toy factory get a sense of satisfaction from transforming these sad/monstrous toys into cool dudes when sewing on the sunglasses?
2. Does Stevie Wonder have eyes?
At the Ross Dress For Less in my neighborhood, it’s apparently not off limits to speak some evil.
I can tell you from experience that while shopping there, you should also expect to smell some evil.
Things that Sound Deceptively Cute
1. Mumps
2. Bed bugs
3. Cuttlefish
4. Mogadishu
5. Andy Rooney
Photo Essay: Paperweights of Despair
When I was in third grade, I went to an art class once a week after school. I remember that year as a relatively carefree one for me, but maybe that was just because all of my more difficult feelings were being sublimated into the creation of these disturbing clay paperweights.
