I checked under this musical dog’s sewn-on sunglasses and was startled to discover that it had no eyes at all.
This raises a couple of questions for me:
1. Do the employees at the toy factory get a sense of satisfaction from transforming these sad/monstrous toys into cool dudes when sewing on the sunglasses?
2. Does Stevie Wonder have eyes?
Little-known fact: If you look behind Bono’s sunglasses, you will...he also does not have...