Stuck on Lou

Verbatim Phone Conversation Overheard at Atlas Cafe

You’re coming apart at the seams, man.  You gotta friend me on Facebook again. Yeah, let’s be friends again, because you got a lotta work ahead of you.  You gotta put all those photos online, man. I’m gonna have lunch with your mom this week.  Maybe you could stop by.  Yeah, in the rain.  Ain’t that aboutta bitch?  And there’s a great Balkan party this weekend, so clear your schedule for that.  The girls are crazy over there.  What?  Balkan.  No, Balkan!  Bal-kan!  It’s a region of Europe.  It’s where the gypsies are from.  I always have a blast.  Anyway, friend me on Facebook again.  I need to tag you in these photos.  Alright.  Later.