Stuck on Lou

My name is Louise, and I've got a feeling down deep in my soul that I just can't lose. Yes I'm on my way!
Jan 12 '09

More Ways to Meet Your Soul Mate from John Gray, “PhD”

After the first three tips (see previous post), John Gray’s list of “101 Ways to Meet Your Soul Mate”just devolves into total insanity.  Some examples:

14. In a restaurant, a woman should get up several times and walk to the restroom so that a man can see her and be interested.

Nope.  No one gets turned on by noticing that someone has had to use the bathroom “several times” during one meal.

17.  Wear a uniform occasionally, even when you are off duty.  It makes you more accessible to others.  They feel they can ask you a question or ask for your help in some manner.

Crazy, right?  Or maybe I just think so because I immediately pictured some sad, weird guy in a fake uniform being agressively “helpful” to women.  But this next one is definitely nuts:

65.  If you don’t like sunbathing or don’t have a tan, then head for the resorts of sun worshipers.  Your soul mate probably loves sunbathing.

Hmm, yes, probably.

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